Lak Tavern's Head Custodian
Posts : 603 Points : 8092 Reputation : 9 Join date : 2010-07-29
Character sheet Level: 5 Health: (100/100) Experience: (0/500)
| Subject: The Ultimate Showdown! Sun Aug 21, 2011 2:42 pm | |
| New game: ~You stand in an open Greek coliseum, bloodstained sand hard under your feet. The sense that the coliseum being magic is obvious to you for a number of reasons; The arena seems to be located in the center of Tokyo, judging from the buildings looming over the stadium walls. Another dead-giveaway was Lak appearing out of thin air, with a cricket bat in his hands. Feeling unarmed, you wish for a weapon, and surprisingly that AK 47 you were imagining appears in your hands, like magic! The gun kicks as you pull back on the trigger, and Lak takes the lead to the face. But, as you lower the smoking barrel, the aroma of coffee comes to your nose. "Nice shot!" You hear from a second Lak standing right beside you, this one holding a steaming espresso in his right hand, and a fish by the tail in his left. "My turn." Lak says, abruptly followed by a loud WHACK!~
Be creative, be brutal, be funny. This is the battle arena. The way to play is 1) Wail on the last person to post and 2) If you get massacred, dont worry! Clones, magical resurrections, zombies, and anything else you can think of are game! There is no winner, or loser, just the most creative is champion! Since I posted first, I'm a free target right now... | |
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Kira Tavern's Head Brewstress
Posts : 121 Points : 5520 Reputation : 2 Join date : 2010-08-10
Character sheet Level: 5 Health: (100/100) Experience: (0/500)
| Subject: Re: The Ultimate Showdown! Wed Sep 21, 2011 11:50 pm | |
| Kira stands tall and proud as Lak deals with the newest victim. She lets him have his fun knowing that he would get his own soon enough. 'And that time is........NOW!' Kira thinks as she brings a small blowpipe to her mouth. A puff of air later and a small dart covered in deadly toxins is hurtling towards the unsuspecting Lak. The instant the dart touches flesh angry red boils appear, and pop seconds later. This cycle repeats itself continually over the rest of Lak's body. Following the boils is an angry red rash immediately covered by the furious hands of Lak trying to stop the itching. Fever breaks out next as Lak beings to hallucinate. Kira turns her back on Lak, a victorious smirk on her face. Her eyes stare challengingly at the rest of the competitors. "Who's next?" | |
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Lak Tavern's Head Custodian
Posts : 603 Points : 8092 Reputation : 9 Join date : 2010-07-29
Character sheet Level: 5 Health: (100/100) Experience: (0/500)
| Subject: Re: The Ultimate Showdown! Wed Jun 19, 2013 3:05 pm | |
| The smell of coffee returns, and to answer the challenge, a reincarnated Lak materializes.
"Cool ability," says the man holding a fish over his right shoulder and a mug of french roast in his left hand. "To bad that'll only work once." With a swift spin, the fish is launched with excessive force. Just as the salmon leaves his fingers, flying towards Kira, a new weapon is summoned to his hand. This time, a sword. Lak takes a sip with a satisfied "Aaah". | |
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Dan the Man Drunk
Posts : 101 Points : 5649 Reputation : 5 Join date : 2010-08-09 Age : 30
Character sheet Level: 2 Health: (100/100) Experience: (78/200)
| Subject: Re: The Ultimate Showdown! Tue Aug 27, 2013 12:28 pm | |
| "I'll take that, buddy." Dan said as he swiped the sword from Lak's hand. "I could use one."
Dan muttered the word "Goombaswat" and the sword turned into a giant flyswatter. He swung it, managing to hit the flying fish, making it rocket towards a now defenseless Kira. It hit her, sending her flying out of the arena.
"Looks like that fly was.... swatted." | |
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